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"Music Produces a kind of pleasure in which human nature cannot do without." –Confucius
dherbsta:

I am getting high off life :)

dherbsta:

I am getting high off life :)


jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 


Anonymous said: I will actually pay you money to say "how does the fox taste?" next time your boyfriend eats you out

kenzitan-o:

I LEGITIMATELY JUST CHOKED ON MY COUSCOUS WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It won’t happen automatically. You will have to rise up and say, ‘I don’t care how hard this is, I don’t care how disappointed I am, I’m not going to let this get the best of me. I’m moving on with my life.

Joel Osteen (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies

(via vohldemort)

welcomeovens:

I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END


conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue


theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.


shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time


fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person


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