This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
my brother forgot the word so he said “leg elbow” one time
I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.
Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH
I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.
WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK A SNAKE THIS BIG COULD KILL A PERSON. THE ONLY THING IT COULD DO IS DISARM WITH CUTENESS
always reblog the tiniest baby snake
this is a tumblr post of a facebook post of a tumblr post of a tweet
where do we draw the line
IF YOU ARE A FAN OF FROZEN AT ALL YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS ANCHORMAN SINGING LET IT GO ON LIVE TV
i haven’t seen frozen or heard a single song from it and this is still hilarious
watch it anyway guys
Oh. My. God.
this is terrible and so funny at the same time omg imagine sitting with your family at your table for dinner and seeing your dad or mom just start trippin balls
the wife was 9 months pregnant and had to be induced into labor
So now it’s just terrible.
Abandoned 123 year old school
WIZARD SCHOOL. CHARMED TO REPEL MUGGLES.
I HAVE FOUND EVERY COLOR CRAYOLA HAS MADE INTO CRAYONS AND RENAMED THEM BASED ON SOME POPULAR TUMBLR FANDOMS.
Some of the shades in between got named weird because I ran out of ideas. I worked on this for a week, guys.
Based on this post.
Oh my god, this is legitimately one of the best things I’ve ever seen here on tumblr.
And the fact that I fucking got all of these references.
Homestuck sticks out so loudly.
Brains on the pavement was what caught my attention
My wedding vows are going to be solely Ezra Koenig tweets
will you take this man to be your husband?
Alex Dang, Brenna Twohy & Eirean Bradley - “Nearest Exit”
"When you are twenty years old, you will realize that sometimes you fight, with absolutely everything you have, and lose."
Performing for the Portland Poetry Slam at the 2013 National Poetry Slam.